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                                    GUARDIANS AGAINST HORROR - see fig 1, above.

As one of those ‘people’ who, instead of dirtying fingers in the job section will go straight to the horoscopes and pray the new moon will usher in a promising new career while I sit on my arse - Yes I would rather rely on the mystic waxings of ancient practice than face hard facts and reliable sources of faceless advertisements - I was dumfounded when no horoscope section was to be found!! I could hear my exes’ harsh Virgoean but fashionably monochrome voice in my ear: “What do you expect, Tiffany? It’s the Guardian.” But I thought they were left..? “Yes, but not that kind of left…”

Oh. So…facing the reality of the hunt, here’s what I thought triumphed:

Apply your intelligence: work with MI6!
Exciting opportunities in Medical Communications.
Hyperion Product Analyst.
Online Journalist wanted (promising…) To work at The Daily Mirror and The Sun.

Right. So back to those national horoscopes then…