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I don't know about you but when I see a picture of Miranda Kerr, a bileous pool of envy doth rise in my stomach. Not because she calls Orlando Bloom her boyfriend (or not, depending on what the hag-rags have to report this week), or because her legs are about the height of my entire body. No; it's the dimples godammit. I think dimples are simply adorable and ever since I was young have wanted to wear a pair - yet cruelly, the only dimples I'm destined to sport are the ones that will surely begin to appear on my thigh/bum area in the next few years. If only this was the 1930's; then I could simply pick up Miss Isabella Gilbert's dimple machine and create what nature forgot to give me from the privacy of my own home!!!